When Jeff & I decided to have children we were full of ideas. I would be home with our children, and therefore, be able to prevent all of the usual problems that arise in toddlerhood. We would be active and involved, consistent and caring, and would never experience the challenges that we witnessed, with dismay, in diners and aboard airliners alike. So, since you are probably already laughing at me, without further ado, here is my personal list of the Top Ten Things I Never Thought I'd Hear Myself Say...
10. No Webkinz for you! (to the tune of the Seinfeld Soup Nazi)
9. We only kiss eachother on the face. The face. Not the armpit, the face!
8. If you use your blanket as a weapon again, it is going into time-out!
7. Don't make me pull this car over.
6. Why are you naked? Where are your clothes?
5. Go potty. GO potty. GO POTTY NOW!
4. Nobody touch anyone. The next person to touch anyone is in big trouble.
3. No mooning allowed. Tushy dancing is NOT acceptable in this house!
2. Why is the water running upstairs? Where is that water coming from? Where is it from? Oh My GOD!!!!
And, my favorite...
1. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat your sister!
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment